Writing a profile for online dating

If you recognize yourself in some of them, I think it might be worth taking the time to keep on reading my profile.If you don’t keep on reading, I swear I won’t be upset with you.

He’s a guy that likes “going out” but doesn’t mind “staying in” which creates a sense of balance for a girl. I didn’t reve Al a lot about my Self for you to read on purpose.

Girls fancy mystery (as long as the truth gradually comes to light as the relationship progresses). I have a banjo who’s in perfect condition, but that’s because I never play him.

He also has tapped into his childlike side, which is always an endearing quality. I absolutely can’t stand the taste or smell of bananas. I’m not a picky eater…Rocky Mountain Oysters, Frog Legs, insects, whatever, I’ll eat it. Wasteland, by Dan Bern, is the best song of the past 15 years (live version only. I think a lot of maxims are false, including ‘Don’t knock it ’till you’ve tried it’ and ‘fair and balanced’ and ‘Just Do It’ and ‘got milk?

It is my dream job, no schedule, no boss and 96.5% free time. I was taught Reiki in Romania, where I lived for two years. Sometimes when I walk by a brick building I will stop and fondle the wall, it reminds me of rock, I have a subconscious urge to climb it… Music can bring emotions out in us and bring us back to emotions that we felt in the past… But now: Here ye, Here ye Knights in Shining Armor, there is something I must inform you about this profile…it is I crave what the poet Richard Siken wrote in “Crush.” But I understand that love is sometimes more like “you fit into me” by Margaret Atwood.

Avoided being bitten by vampires, but yes, they do have them there. if your a climber you will know what I mean, and if not… it’s a talent that I wish I had, and emotions are really the most addictive chemicals. I believe in the law of attraction, weird random events that seem to unlikely to be merely coincidence happen more frequently then they should. James Bond is my mentor and The Most Interesting Man in the World is my life coach. Recently my best friend paid me this compliment: “you navigate seamlessly between fun and serious, sensual and sexual, romantic and raunchy”.

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