Witty dating quotes
"Willie was a Chemist, But Willie is no more, What Willie thought was H20 Was H2SO4"."Life is sexually transmitted.""A happy person is one whose arithmetic is at its best when he is counting his blessings.""A hard thing about business is minding your own.""A long life may not be good enough, but a good life is long enough." ~ Benjamin Franklin"All the flowers of all the tomorrows are in the seeds of today and yesterday."About the time we can make the ends meet, somebody moves the ends.""It is a good thing to learn caution from the misfortunes of others.""You can't belay a man who's falling in love." ~ Edward Abbey"An empty man is full of himself.""A man is a person who will pay two dollars for a one dollar item he wants.• My soul mate's gonna be my only property; guys who can commit unconditionally only need apply.These dating headlines may seem a little over the top, but gone are the days when the profiles read, 'Looking for true love', 'where's my prince charming? Do update your profile every now and then, as people get bored of seeing the same things over and over again.When a woman gets up people look; then, if they like what they see, they listen.""A woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them".
• Finding a good man is like nailing Jello to a tree - I'm desperate to nail Jello to a tree! • If you don't like coffee, there are always the movies and the baseball games!From life lessons that bear repeating to meme-ified lines that have become part of our cultural lexicon, these hilarious movie one-liners are sure to crack you up.And when you want to impress your friends with your movie knowledge, check out these 30 Movie Facts That Will Blow Your Mind.Funny, informative, witty or realistic..your favorite kind of dating headlines to have some fun in the virtual dating world!Your first impression is truly your last, and that circumvents the first few lines with which you describe yourself online on your dating profile.