Dating humor difference men and women
A: Both end with a loud, annoying sound and a gooey mess to clean up.
Q: What does fucking a woman and cooking an egg in the microwave have in common? Q: Why shouldn't you lie to a woman with PMS & GPS?
A: When the old one expects you to "do your share" Q: Why did God make women?
Q: How do you know when it's time to get a new dishwasher? A: You can't jelly a dick down a woman's throat Q: What do you call a woman with an opinion?
You never know when he’s coming, how many inches you’ll get or how long he will last. After a while one of the first two turns to the third and says, “Well, what about you, what sort of control do you have over your wife? Just the other night my wife came to me on her hands and knees.” The first two guys were amazed.
If you’re not pushing one around, then you’re riding it. Two of them are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the third remains quiet. “She said, ‘get out from under the bed and fight like a man’.” A man rubbed a lamp and a genie came out. He then asked to be smarter than any other every man on the earth.
A: Finger puppet Q: What do girls and noodles have in common?
A: If they're not on your dick they're in your wallet. Q: Why does Beyonce say to the left to the left to the left and not to the right to the right to the right? Q: Why do women like to have sex with the lights off? Q: What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women wild?
Q: What is the difference between a woman and the Sun? Q: How many male chauvinists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: So women know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt.
Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?